Welcome to Late Night with David Letterman. Tonight Davids very special guest host is Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney guests will be the Reverend Pat Robertson and commentator Anne Coulter. Please welcome Vice President Dick Cheney.

My fellow Americans tonights very special Top Ten List as presented by my some Great Americans. The ( Read more... )

 
My friends, my name is Rush Limbaugh and I am host of this new and exciting debate format. Today we will be questioning the seven major candidates for President, regardless of party affiliation. This event is sponsered by Fox News, WABC Radio, The New York Post and Mad Magazine. My co-hosts are those giants of journalistic integrity Sean Hannity ( Read more... )

WITH APOLOGIES TO DR. SEUSS.

Florida's Votes Did not Count

The Election was fixed

The Supreme Court Decided

That the real vote be nixed!

I read the opinion

The Vote was five to four

I kept asking myself

How did this man defeat Al Gore!

He ( Read more... )

It's obvious that there is a Presidential Election in the near future. Not because of the daily debates, the political commercials, but because the Republicans are again pulling their"scare tactics" from their "bag of tricks."

Every four years we are reminded about the married gay man who has a cloned, undocumented Mexican who refuses to learn ( Read more... )